Don’t You Give Me No Dirty Looks
Those who knew Edd know that there wasn’t a lyric once heard that he could not repeat. That did not mean he could sing them. Gravel-voiced Bob, an erstwhile Hibbing, Minnesota hockey player, would have sued Edd for malpractice, defamation, and crimes against the larynx and harmonica had he heard Edd singing in the wind.
That would not have stopped Edd.
So, to celebrate Edd without having to listen to him or his harmonica, here are two of his favorite lyrics.
Sha Na Na: "Grease for Peace" album
Yakety Yak*
Take out the papers and the trash
Or you don't get no spendin' cash
If you don't scrub that kitchen floor
You ain't gonna rock and roll no more
Yakety yak (don't talk back)
Just finish cleanin' up your room
Let's see that dust fly with that broom
Get all that garbage out of sight
Or you don't go out Friday night
Yakety yak (don't talk back)
You just put on your coat and hat
And walk yourself to the laundromat
And when you finish doin' that
Bring in the dog and put out the cat
Yakety yak (don't talk back)
Don't you give me no dirty looks
Your father's hip, he knows what cooks
Just tell your hoodlum friend outside
You ain't got time to take a ride
Yakety yak (don't talk back)
Yakety yak, yakety yak
Yakety yak, yakety yak
Yakety yak, yakety yak
Yakety yak, yakety yak
*Edd’s notes. This was Sha Na Na’s cover of the Coasters 1959 hit. The name Sha Na Na was taken from the 1957 song, “Get a Job,” by the Silhouettes.
Edd was pals, or maybe distant acquaintances, with Bowzer, Lennie, Big Bopper, Richie, Jocko, Screamin’ Scot, and Dirty Dan when they were all at Columbia University in the 1970s. Edd said he was not invited to be part of the group because his hair was not greasy enough. Beth says the reason was that he couldn’t sing or even hum.
“Big Mama” Thornton: "Hound Dog" album
I Smell a Rat
I smell a rat, baby
I smell a rat, baby
You’d better watch out
I smell a rat
You won’t tell me where you been
Whiskey running all down your chin
I smell a rat, baby
I smell a rat, baby
You’d better watch out
I smell a rat, baby
You come stumbling down the hall
Bump your head up against the wall
Knock down drunk, that ain’t all
I know you been having yourself a ball
I smell a rat, baby
I smell a rat, baby
You’d better watch out
I smell a rat, baby
*Edd’s Notes. Willie Mae Thornton (1926-1984), better known as “Big Mama” Thornton, was a legendary, Alabama-born blues singer and songwriter. Willie Mae was in fact big, over 400 pounds. Her recording of "Hound Dog," 1952, in her album of the same name was number one on the Billboard R&B chart in 1953 and sold almost two million copies. Elvis covered “Hound Dog” in 1957. “I Smell a Rat” appeared in Big Mama’s "Hound Dog" album.
Edd sang “I Smell a Rat” with conviction, but he lacked Big Mama’s growl.
Discography: George Bellerose - 9/15/2022